boomsticks-and-firewater:

puellamagidolaon:

lovrdlogic:

When you crack your knuckles you hurt the skeleton inside you

Good, the skeleton needs to know that I am the alpha and I am in control.

Break your own bones to establish dominance over skeleton.

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lukes-fave-babe:

Bae: Come over
Me; I can’t.
Bae: I got the Winter Solider on DVD
Me:

image

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I asked an Asian girl for her number, she said “SEX SEX SEX FREE SEX TONIGHT” I was like WOW  and then suddenly her friend explained “She means 6663629”. ok. 

(Source: simpilcity)

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xypeilo:

I’d pay to see someone blink hella loud. 

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alcoholicgifts:

ecofrat:

me gettin stabbed as usual

"lol what can you do"

alcoholicgifts:

ecofrat:

me gettin stabbed as usual

"lol what can you do"

(Source: shovel2)

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bewbin:

"the weather seems ruff today doesnt it Spot haha?""dont patronize me Greg"

bewbin:

"the weather seems ruff today doesnt it Spot haha?"
"dont patronize me Greg"

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Anonymous said: Im not from america, whats the pledge of allegiance? Is it like the national anthem or something?

badwolfwillrise:

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

lol no. Every single morning, in every school across the country, we are made to stand up and place our hand over our heart, stare at the US flag and in unison, recite the following pledge:

"I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America, and to the republic for which it stands, one nation under God, with liberty and justice for all."

Depending on what school you go to or how seriously your school, state, or country takes it, you can get in trouble for refusing to do the pledge. I even knew of kids getting in trouble for skipping the “one nation under God” part. It’s all very ridiculous to me and it’s meant to instill a sense of patriotism I guess? It’s just a bit creepy and traditionalist and built upon instilling this great American pride in children of the US.  

I never realized how creepy that sounded until someone described it. Holy fuck

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gentleman-pigeon:

tltty:

if straight guys find lesbian sex really hot then shouldn’t straight girls be really into gay guy sex then

have you fucking seen tumblr

(Source: hungarian)

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