mama-bird:

coffeeandklonopin:

coffeeandklonopin:

carpe diem - seize the day

carpe noctem - seize the night

carpe natem - seize the ass

Seriously, if you guys don’t stop reblogging this I am going to carpe someone’s neck and break it.

carpe collum - seize the neck

(Source: caffeineandcartridges)

449,520 notes

treely3256:

hashtag-loser:

cloudcuckoolander527:

vaspider:

doctorblainewilliams:

thedoctorsherlock:

Why doesn’t this have a million notes?!

i love how the “did you drug them” has a little pit stop at “you’re evil”

As well it should.

I’ve reblogged this before but Imma do it again because a)it’s awesome and b) I have a specific voice when I say “Do not do the sex”.

This needs to be on a billboard and posters all around the world. Maybe even on menus are restaurants

Needs to be in bars

treely3256:

hashtag-loser:

cloudcuckoolander527:

vaspider:

doctorblainewilliams:

thedoctorsherlock:

Why doesn’t this have a million notes?!

i love how the “did you drug them” has a little pit stop at “you’re evil”

As well it should.

I’ve reblogged this before but Imma do it again because a)it’s awesome and b) I have a specific voice when I say “Do not do the sex”.

This needs to be on a billboard and posters all around the world. Maybe even on menus are restaurants

Needs to be in bars

(Source: saddestsad)

451,308 notes

dinoonyourface:

saturday v sunday looks

(Source: ChurchOfLanaDelRey)

22,643 notes

lostmemarbles:

Look at this weird cat I found.  Not sure what breed it is sorry.

lostmemarbles:

Look at this weird cat I found.
Not sure what breed it is sorry.

548 notes

nooby-banana:

constable-frozen:

elsa + rapunzel

i… didn’t notice until i read the description……….

9,705 notes

komaedazzle:

i found this on my computer. WHEN IN THE LIVING FUCK DID I MAKE THIS?!

150,951 notes

joffersbaratheon:

best tv/movie characters:

[100/??] Tyler Hoechlin as Derek Hale in Teen Wolf (2011 - ??)

↳ “How about this? Either you cut off my arm, or I’m gonna cut off your head. “

2,761 notes